Funny Whatsapp Status

Today we are back with a best collection of hilarious, funny Whatsapp status. All these best status updates are manually done so that you can get the best collection of status. In my previous posts I shared some best Whatsapp status, cool Whatsapp status, attitude Whatsapp status and last but not the least best ever sad Whatsapp status. You can have a look at them also. Below is a complete list of hand written best ever hilarious, funny Whatsapp status.Hilarious, Funny Whatsapp Status.

1. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

2. I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

3. Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

4. Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

5. Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

6. I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ;)

7. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

8. Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome

9. I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

10. Hey,you are reading my status again??

11. Can’t talk, telepathy only!

12. Read books instead of reading my status!

13. Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

14. Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation

15. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

16. WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

17. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper

18. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

19. A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

20. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

21. life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

22. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

23. light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

24. Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status

25. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)

26. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

27. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

28. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

29. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

30. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

31. When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

32. When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

33. I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

34. If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

35. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

36. we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

37. sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

38. a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

39. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

40. we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

41. On the other have different fingers.

42. Winter as Hell - I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet ...

43. Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, "What are you doing ?!" He replied: "Schweppes: Drink Different.."

44. When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

45. I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He's lucky I was in a drum lesson ..

46. Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo

47. Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you "continue to be who you are" in your birthday.

48. I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse ..

49. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

50. Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

51. Friction is a drag.

52. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

53. Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

54. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

55. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

56. Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

57. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it

58. A man is as young as the woman he feels.

59. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

60. I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours

61. With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

62. If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

63. “There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”